| Date | Entry |
|---|---|
| Monday | Dear Diary, today I found out about some new york state lease agreements and I couldn’t believe all the legal jargon in them! It’s like a whole different language. I’d rather be dealing with the ups and downs of middle school drama than trying to understand all that legal stuff. |
| Tuesday | So, I was trying to understand this sufficiency of consideration in contract law thing and it’s just so confusing. Why can’t everything be as simple as finding the cheese touch? |
| Wednesday | Today, I stumbled upon some weird laws in Sudan. Did you know that it’s illegal to wear camouflage clothing? I guess that means I can’t wear my camo shorts anymore. It’s a good thing I don’t have a date with anyone anyway. |
| Thursday | I was supposed to watch Boston Legal today, but I couldn’t find a good stream in Australia. Why does legal stuff have to be so complicated? I’d rather be playing video games or hanging out with Rowley. |
| Friday | I heard about this House of Ruth domestic violence legal clinic and it made me really think about how important it is to stand up for what’s right. Just like how I stood up to Fregley when he tried to take my pudding cup. That was a close one! |
| Saturday | Today, I learned about alternatives to negotiated agreements in legal disputes. I wish there was an alternative to having to eat Aunt Loretta’s meatloaf. It’s like a punishment worse than being grounded. |
| Sunday | Just when I thought I was done with all this legal stuff, I found out about diplomatic clause lease agreements. Who knew renting a house could be so complicated? I’d rather be dealing with Manny’s booger collection than trying to understand all these legal considerations. |
